I’m not going to bash Jessica Simpson’s character as I’m sure she is a sweet gal, who happens to have a gorgeous face and great hair, but come on girl! What is up with the mom jeans? Yes, you’ve packed on some pounds, but there are far better ways to show off voluptuousness without killing the little shred of fashion credibility that you may have.
My friends, this is a shining example of how to get your man to develop wandering eyes and perhaps lead to other wandering body parts. The motto of every dignified woman should be “Just Say No to Mom Jeans!” If you don’t have it to flaunt, then don’t flaunt it at all. These kinds of jeans are best left for the starving models.
–Nikki Cho Russo