Diesel’s amusing atrocity, which you want to look away from but cannot (due to what appears to be defied laws of physics in the photos of a model wearing faux-jean underwear), is on sale at ASOS. We guess it’s on sale because you, like us, would rather be caught in a pair of raw A.P.C.’s between the sheets than denim underwear. Here, the texture, shape, fit, and general point of wearing denim is mocked by spandex and a cute scalloped trim. If you don’t think it’s awful, imagine taking someone home and when they strip down, you see… this. Where’s your mojo now?!
—Michelle Christina Larsen
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