Diesel’s amusing atrocity, which you want to look away from but cannot (due to what appears to be defied laws of physics in the photos of a model wearing faux-jean underwear), is on sale at ASOS. We guess it’s on sale because you, like us, would rather be caught in a pair of raw A.P.C.’s between the sheets than denim underwear. Here, the texture, shape, fit, and general point of wearing denim is mocked by spandex and a cute scalloped trim. If you don’t think it’s awful, imagine taking someone home and when they strip down, you see… this. Where’s your mojo now?!
—Michelle Christina Larsen
Tags: denim underwear, Diesel, jean underwear, on sale, spandex
They’ve been coined “Jeanderpants”, “Joxer briefs” and just plain bizarre, but these unbelievably JeanPants Underwear are the newest not-really-denim phenomenon in the denim world. They’re a pair of realistic knit boxer briefs fashioned with a convincing texture of jeans, and they’re about as amusing as jeggings the first time Conan O’brian wore them on air. As you can see from the photo, they don’t leave much to the imagination, but we imagine the kind of guy who’ll buy these isn’t exactly someone who would prefer you not look below their waist all day.
JeanPants Underwear ($61) – buy it at Japan Trend Shop.
—Denim Therapy Staff
Tags: boxer briefs, denim texture, denim underwear, jeanpants underwear, jeggings