Studies Show Half Of Women Are More Psyched About Cheap Jeans Than Sex

Now here is a debate worth having! A new study shows that 48% of women are more interested in denim sales than sex. Ladies, you walk into the department store, boutique, or you simply click over to your favorite denim retail location and you behold a glorious sight: a pair of jeans you really love, and they’re marked down, let’s say, 40% off. They have your size, and you decide to treat yourself to a pair because you’ve been a very good girl lately. Let’s assume these jeans fit you, and the two of you are going to be pals for a long time. As you walk them over to the dressing room or mouse over the “add to cart” button, what comes over you? Is it an orgasmic wave of jean-shopping-bliss? Are you short of breath? Would you prefer this experience to finding a cheap pair of jeans that you love, over a crazy romp between the sheets? Is denim better than sex? We want to know, so drop by our facebook page and answer the poll.

If you ask us? It depends. How cheap are the jeans, and how good is the sex?
—DT Staff

 

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